"Think it while you drink it!"

"Think it while you drink it!" This water claims to be infused with positive energy through vibrations and restorative frequencies. They actually pick the colors for the labels according to the different chakras in the body, they play music to the water after it is bottled, and the actual word on the bottle sends a restorative frequency to the body when you drink it. H2Om is an interactive hydration experience for those who care about love, health, and well-being.

How brilliant! This inspired me to come up with my own positive energy product. Im thinking about positive energy bedding sheet sets for those that wish to have a significant other. They would of course be red, and have words like "love" and "marriage" and "booty call". I would infuse them with love by playing BoysIIMen and Marvin Gaye. My slogan would be "Looking for someone neat? Sleep on this sheet!"

These should be available for purchase sometime around...never. But feel free to steal the idea. Its a good one, I know.